Best One-Liner Dad Jokes: Classic Dad Jokes Collection

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  • “When I asked the computer mouse about its health routine, it said, ‘Just a bit of scroll and stretch!’”

  • “Did you hear about the mathematician’s cat? It was all about purr-mutations.”

  • “I asked my camera about its view on life. It said, ‘It’s all about the big picture.’”

  • “Why did the orange stop midway up the hill? It ran out of juice!”

  • “Why was the honey always truthful? It didn’t want to bee insincere.”

  • “Did you hear about the introverted volcano? It kept its eruptions inside.”

  • “When I asked my fridge about its favorite show, it said, ‘Cool Runnings.’”

  • “Why did the rainbow never gossip? It didn’t want to spread colorful rumors.”

  • “I told my headphones they were too loud. They replied, ‘Sounds good to us!’”

  • “Why did the snowflake join school? It wanted to have a flurry of activities.”

  • “When the sushi saw the soy sauce, it rolled with laughter.”

  • “I asked my hammock about its fitness routine. It said, ‘Just a lot of hanging stretches.’”

  • “The cactus told me it’s great at stand-up. It always leaves the audience pricked with laughter.”

  • “Why did the glacier start a podcast? To break the ice with listeners.”

  • “The dictionary told me it’s working on self-improvement. Wants to define its purpose in life.”

  • “When the candle took a day off, it felt truly enlightened.”

  • “I asked my glasses about their life goal. They said, ‘To have a clear vision always.’”

  • “The feather said it’s starting a band. Calls it ‘Lighter than Air.’”

  • “Why did the perfume take acting classes? It wanted to make a scent-sational entrance.”

  • “When I told my suitcase about my travel plans, it replied, ‘That’s packing a lot in!’”

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