The Ultimate Collection of Husband Wife Jokes: Humor for Married Couples Page-4

Wife: “Why are you watering the plants with a teapot?”

Husband: “I heard it’s the best way to brew a flower tea!”


Husband: “I tried to bake bread today.”

Wife: “How did it go?”

Husband: “Let’s just say the ducks at the park weren’t even interested.”


Wife: “Did you remember to buy the light bulbs?”

Husband: “It slipped my mind.”

Wife: “Guess we’ll remain in the dark for now!”


Husband: “Why do we have a pineapple in our bed?”

Wife: “I read it’s a symbol of warmth and hospitality. Thought it might help with your cold feet.”


Wife: “Can you fix the leak in the roof?”

Husband: “Do I look like a roofer?”

Wife: “You didn’t look like a husband either, but here we are.”


Husband: “I joined a band!”

Wife: “That’s great! What’s it called?”

Husband: “The WiFi Seekers. We haven’t found the right connection yet.”


Wife: “Why is there a map on the fridge?”

Husband: “It’s a diet plan. Go to the fridge, see the world, and travel instead of eating.”


Wife: “Why is there a map on the fridge?”

Husband: “It’s a diet plan. Go to the fridge, see the world, and travel instead of eating.”


Wife: “I think our dog is more like you every day.”

Husband: “Because he’s loyal and protective?”

Wife: “No, because he pretends not to hear me.”


Husband: “Let’s relive our first date.”

Wife: “You mean sitting on the couch, watching a movie?”

Husband: “I meant the part where we didn’t have kids interrupting every five minutes.”