Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-9

  • Why did the volcano break up with the mountain? It said, “It’s not you, it’s magma.”

  • What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary? A thesaurus!

  • Why did the echo get an award? It always gave feedback!

  • What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

  • How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!

  • Why did the strawberry get a lawyer? It felt jammed!

  • Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!

  • What did the paper say to the pencil? “Write on!”

  • Why did the cow sit down in the field? It was udderly tired!

  • How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!