Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-8

  • Why did the book join the gym? To work on its spine!

  • What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

  • Why did the musical note say “thank you”? It was being appreciated!

  • What did the lightning bolt say to the other? “You’re electrifying!”

  • Why did the spider sit next to the computer? To keep an eye on the web!

  • What do you call a fish that’s a magician? A fish-tician!

  • Why did the math problem go to therapy? It had too many unresolved issues!

  • How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

  • What did the raindrop say to the snowflake? “You’re cool, but I drip better!”

  • Why did the chalk feel proud? It left a mark wherever it went!