Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-7

  • Why did the key go to school? To become a locksmith!

  • What do you call a bear stuck in time? Past-bear-d!

  • Why did the belt go to therapy? It felt too pressured!

  • What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

  • Why did the computer keep singing? It was a byte of a show-off!

  • What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus!

  • How does a snowman get around town? By riding an “icicle”!

  • What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? “Look, grandpa, no hands!”

  • Why did the balloon go to the doctor? It felt a bit deflated!

  • What did the ocean say to the beach? “I’m shore you’re the one for me!”