Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-6

  • Why did the orange start a band? It had the peel for it!

  • What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slip-per!

  • Why did the computer mouse get in trouble? It clicked on too many things!

  • What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”

  • Why did the calendar get an award? It had a date every day!

  • What did the shy rock say? “I wish I was a little boulder!”

  • How do you comfort a scared math book? “Don’t worry, it’s just a phase you’re going through!”

  • What do you call a rabbit with flowers? A bunny-quet!

  • Why did the nose never get lost? It always knew where to scent!

  • What did the river say to the hiker? “Water you thinking, stepping on me?”