Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-5

  • Why did the astronaut bring a broom to the spaceship? To sweep up the stardust!

  • What did the green light say to the red light? “Don’t look! I’m changing!”

  • Why was the math book always worried? Because it had too many problems to figure out!

  • What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle!

  • Why did the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired!

  • How do you make an octopus giggle ten times? Tickle its tentacles!

  • Why did the scarecrow win a medal? He was outstanding in his field!

  • What do you call a bear with no ears? B!

  • Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!

  • What did the digital watch say to the analog watch? “Look ma, no hands!”