Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-4

  • Why did the planet go to school? To get a little space-y!

  • What did the beaver say to the tree? “It’s been gnaw-tastic knowing you!”

  • Why did the rainbow feel lonely? Because it stood out in the sky!

  • How does the moon cut its lawn? With a lunar-mower!

  • What do you call a wizard who’s good at gardening? A flora-cadabra!

  • Why was the pepper so nosy? It was jalapeño business!

  • Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a bad virus!

  • What did the ocean say to the pirate? “Nothing, it just waved.”

  • Why was the math equation feeling confident? It knew it was equal to the task!

  • What did the cupcake say to the fork? “You wanna piece of me?”