Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-2

  • Why did the cloud get a promotion? It was outstanding in its precipi-tation!

  • What do you call a camel with three humps? Hump-thrice!

  • Why did the computer keep freezing? It had too many windows open!

  • What did the egg say to the frying pan? “You crack me up!”

  • Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!

  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

  • What do you call a bear during winter? A chill bear!

  • Why was the math problem feeling sick? It had too many inequalities!

  • What did the traffic light say to the zebra crossing? “Don’t cross me!”

  • Why did the spoon think the fork was hilarious? Because every time they met, it forked up a joke!