Jokes for Kids: A Collection of Clean and Silly Humor to Brighten Your Day Page-10

  • Why did the computer go on a diet? It had too many chips!

  • What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds!

  • How do you comfort a grammar book? “There, their, they’re.”

  • Why did the tree log onto the computer? To check its root directory!

  • Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter every day!

  • What did the firefly say to the lantern? “You light up my life, but I’ve got my own glow!”

  • Why did the sandwich go to the computer? It wanted to check its byte size!

  • How does a snowman get his news? From the frost-bite sized headlines!

  • What did the left sock say to the right sock in the dryer? “See you on the other side!”

  • Why did the picture go to art school? It wanted to be picture-perfect!