Collection of Dark Humor Jokes: How to Laugh at the Dark Side of Life Page-10

  • Why did the ghost apply for a loan? He wanted to buy some haunted real estate before the market died.

  • I bought a clock that’s always late. It must have had a rough past life.

  • Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his dead-ucation.

  • My pet vampire bat only eats gluten-free bugs. Even the undead are health conscious these days.

  • Why did the mummy refuse the bandage? It said it was too wrapped up in its problems.

  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

  • The Grim Reaper tried online dating, but he couldn’t find a soul-mate.

  • My friend says he’s afraid of the dark. I told him that’s when the best parties happen.

  • Why did Dracula join art school? He wanted to draw blood better.

  • I went to a psychic who said she communicates with vegetables. I guess she has a sixth carrot sense.