Collection of Dark Humor Jokes: How to Laugh at the Dark Side of Life Page-09

  • Why did the AI attend a séance? It wanted to meet its ghost in the machine.

  • After the apocalypse, my WiFi still worked. At least the dead zones were consistent.

  • The zombie started a gardening blog. His first post was about growing “brain food”.

  • The vampire invested in a blood bank. It had the best interest rates after dark.

  • My ghost friend says he’s a great listener. It’s because he’s all ears… even if you can’t see them.

  • The werewolf became a barber. He’s great at trimming sideburns.

  • Why don’t mummies take time off? They’re afraid to unwind.

  • My pet rock died. Now it’s a rolling stone.

  • The Grim Reaper’s favorite game? Scythe and seek.

  • I told the skeleton a secret. He promised not to spine.