Collection of Dark Humor Jokes: How to Laugh at the Dark Side of Life Page-08

  • My alien friend loves human music. His favorite genre? Heavy metal… because of all the abductions.

  • The time traveler told me a joke from the future. It was so dark, the sun hasn’t even been born yet.

  • I attended a haunted cooking show. The chef’s specialty? Ghoulash.

  • Why did the robot attend the funeral? He heard someone pressed ‘CTRL + ALT + DELETE’ on a human.

  • The black hole and the neutron star went on a date. It was a gravitational attraction, but it sucked in the end.

  • My invisible friend is terrible at hide and seek. I can never see where he’s coming from.

  • The Loch Ness Monster started a vlog. It’s mostly un-seen footage.

  • I asked the zombie if he enjoyed his brain diet. He said it’s mind over matter.

  • Dr. Jekyll started a beverage company. His bestseller? Hyde-rate.

  • The headless horseman got a job as a delivery driver. If you don’t tip, he takes a head start.