Collection of Dark Humor Jokes: How to Laugh at the Dark Side of Life Page-06

  • I got a plant from Chernobyl. It’s the best at playing glow-and-seek.

  • The photon checked into a haunted hotel. It didn’t need a room because it traveled light, but it heard the specters were illuminating.

  • I asked a vampire about his diet. He said, “I’m into clean eating. Only O-negative, farm-to-vein.”

  • The moon started a podcast. It’s all about the dark side of things, but it’s just a phase.

  • The alien tried stand-up comedy on Earth. His punchline? “Take me to your reader. I heard Earth jokes are better in text.”

  • The Invisible Man became a magician. Now you see him… actually, you never did.

  • The witch’s broom broke, so she got a vacuum. Now she’s flying high-tech.

  • The Sphinx started an advice column. It’s just riddled with insight.

  • I met a time traveler from a post-apocalyptic future. He said the fashion is to die for: real Mad Max meets haute couture.

  • Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition. He had parts from all the previous champions.