Collection of Dark Humor Jokes: How to Laugh at the Dark Side of Life Page-05

  • The black hole tried going on a diet. But it just couldn’t stop consuming everything in sight.

  • I bought a watch from a witch. It’s great, but only tocks at midnight.

  • The alien opened a spa on Mars. The most popular treatment? Extraterrestrial mud baths.

  • The quantum ghost doesn’t just haunt one place. He’s simultaneously everywhere and nowhere until you observe him.

  • The parallel universe traveler said, “I love visiting Earth. It’s like home, but just a tad off.”

  • My vampire friend hates the digital age. He misses the days of “byte” letters.

  • The Grim Reaper started a gardening show. His favorite tool? The scythe. It’s a real killer for weeds.

  • I asked the Medusa for a selfie. Now I’m stoned.

  • The zombie got a job at the tech support. Now he’s hunting for bugs and brains.

  • The werewolf tried to be a weatherman. Forecast for the full moon? Hairy with a chance of howls.