Collection of Dark Humor Jokes: How to Laugh at the Dark Side of Life Page-04

  • The time traveler went to an art auction in the past. He said the paintings were ahead of their time.

  • I asked the alien about his favorite Earth cuisine. He said, “Human, but only on cheat days.”

  • The vampire opened a juice bar. The most popular drink? The “Bloody Good Smoothie.”

  • Why did the ghost go to the library? He was looking for some “boo-k recommendations.”

  • The werewolf started a dating app. It’s called “Fur-ever Love.”

  • The black hole started a therapy session. Its main issue? Attracting too much negativity.

  • The zombie took up computer programming. He’s all about the “dead-end” processes.

  • I told the mummy a joke. He was so wrapped up in it that he unraveled with laughter.

  • The haunted house went on sale. The price? A “boo-cketload” of money.

  • The Medusa joined a rock band. They’ve had some solid performances.