Collection of Dark Humor Jokes: How to Laugh at the Dark Side of Life Page-03

  • My pet rock from outer space is quite lively. Must’ve been from the asteroid belt.

  • The ghost started a cleaning service. They specialize in sweeping under the “boo”-rug.

  • The vampire tried being a dentist. He said it was just a matter of “sinking his teeth” into a new profession.

  • The zombie became a chef. His signature dish? “Brain-food” salad.

  • The witch opened a bakery. Her “spell-binding” bread rises in the dead of night.

  • The robot had an existential crisis. Now it wonders if there’s “byte” after death.

  • The mummy got into yoga. He’s great at the “corpse” pose.

  • The alien started a YouTube channel. It’s all about “UFO-od” reviews.

  • I dated a time traveler. She said we have a great future in the past.

  • The werewolf became a sailor. Now he howls at the moon from sea.