Best One-Liner Dad Jokes: Classic Dad Jokes Collection Page-9

  • “When the keyboard missed a key, it said, ‘Oops, I spaced out!’”

  • “Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed!”

  • “Did you hear about the mathematician’s plant? It grew in a math-odical pattern.”

  • “I asked my calendar its plans for the year. It said, ‘It’s all dated.’”

  • “Why did the Wi-Fi go to school? It wanted a better connection with its peers.”

  • “Did you hear about the ocean’s comedy show? It had deep-sea puns!”

  • “Why was the geometry book sad? It had too many problems with no angles to solve them.”

  • “I asked my window its view on life. It said, ‘It’s all clear to me.’”

  • “Why did the algorithm get blamed? It was always in a loop of troubles.”

  • “Did you hear about the cloud’s job? It had a lofty position.”