Best One-Liner Dad Jokes: Classic Dad Jokes Collection Page-8

  • “Why did the spreadsheet go to drama school? It wanted to find its cellf.”

  • “When I told my lamp it was too dim, it replied, ‘Well, I’m not the brightest bulb in the box!’”

  • “Did you hear about the tree’s social media? It was all about branching out.”

  • “Why did the pastry go to therapy? It had too many layers of stress.”

  • “I asked my doorbell if it ever got tired. It said, ‘It’s just a push-button job.’”

  • “Why did the music note get detention? It couldn’t keep its composure.”

  • “Did you hear about the math book’s vacation? It was all about sum-mer fun.”

  • “Why was the calendar so popular? It had a lot of dates!”

  • “I asked the mountain its favorite music. It said, ‘Anything but rock.’ Oops, just kidding!”

  • “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it was trying to ketchup with the salad.”