Best One-Liner Dad Jokes: Classic Dad Jokes Collection Page-6

  • “Why did the computer go to art class? It wanted to master the fine art of drawing a byte.”

  • “When I asked the refrigerator about its aspirations, it said, ‘I just want to stay cool under pressure.’”

  • “Did you hear about the rebellious pencil? It just wouldn’t stay in line.”

  • “Why was the coffee so good at debate? It always had strong grounds.”

  • “I tried to interview my shoes, but they just kept sneaking around the questions.”

  • “Why did the candle apply for college? It wanted to light up its future.”

  • “Did you hear about the sock’s drama? Pure heel-turn, I tell you!”

  • “Why did the spider become a web developer? It was a natural fit!”

  • “I told my garden it’s been looking great. It replied, ‘Thistle make my day!’”

  • “Why did the book go to the hospital? It had a broken spine!”