Best One-Liner Dad Jokes: Classic Dad Jokes Collection Page-5

  • “Why did the computer apply sunscreen? It didn’t want to suffer from a byte burn.”

  • “When I asked my chair about its day, it said, ‘Just been taking things sitting down.’”

  • “Did you hear about the ambitious elevator? It’s always up to something.”

  • “Why was the math problem feeling gloomy? It had too many variables in life.”

  • “I tried to tell a joke to my mirror. It just reflected the humor back.”

  • “Why did the notebook go to therapy? It had too many loose sheets.”

  • “Did you hear about the confident broom? It always brushed off criticism.”

  • “I asked the ocean about its mood. It said, ‘Waving between calm and stormy.’”

  • “Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad undressing!”

  • “Did you hear about the sneaker’s gossip? It always laced the truth.”