Best One-Liner Dad Jokes: Classic Dad Jokes Collection Page-4

  • Why did the spreadsheet expert get invited to every party? He knew how to Excel at fun.

  • What do you call a wizard who’s good at gardening? A flora-cadabra.

  • How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”.

  • Why did the musician break up with the metronome? It couldn’t keep the beat.

  • What do you call a fast fungus? A mush-vroom.

  • Why did the vegetable refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the salad dressing.

  • What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

  • Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

  • What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot.

  • Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated.