Best One-Liner Dad Jokes: Classic Dad Jokes Collection Page-3

  • Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It felt crumby!

  • What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.

  • How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act nuts!

  • Why did the fish blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom.

  • Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

  • What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A strumming purr-former.

  • Why was the math paper sad? It had too many unresolved problems.

  • How do mountains stay warm in winter? They wear snow caps.

  • What did the lemon say to the lime? “Sour you doing?”

  • Why did the scarecrow never find love? He was always stuck up.