Best One-Liner Jokes from Dad: Classic Dad Jokes Collection Page-10

  • “When I asked my router about its favorite dance, it said, ‘The Wi-Fly!’”

  • “Did you hear about the plant that became a lawyer? It was great at rooted arguments.”

  • “I asked my microwave about its weekend plans. It said, ‘Just heating things up with some popcorn!’”

  • “Why did the spreadsheet feel left out? It missed the table talk.”

  • “Have you met the sun’s younger brother? He’s not as bright, but he sure does glow!”

  • “Why did the sock go to the bank? To open a sock-ings account.”

  • “Did you hear about the river’s new job? It’s in the current industry.”

  • “I told my clock it was running behind. It hands-down disagreed!”

  • “Why did the bicycle apply for a job? It wanted to pedal its skills.”

  • “Have you heard about the adventurous egg? It went on an egg-spedition!”